Anno Domini 2009:
Two vicious Beings, rotten to the core, known by the lovely names of Lt. Skiimpies, an ex-soldier (fired from the army for his deviant tendencies, that corrupted his talent in the art of organised butchery), and Dr. Perv, a former coroner who embraced cosmetic surgery (his intimate relationships with his patients were not approved that much.) Decided to associate their talents in ...creating a whorehouse of a new fashion, where the warm and sweaty skin of the living would gather in love with the rotting flesh of some lecherous dead women, killed by the hands of the Dr Perv.
But the sobriety and non assumed puritanism of the world did not take long to inspire to those vicious bastards a bigger ambition:
spreading debauchery, human decay and deviant tendencies of all sorts among the cowardly hypocrites, good thinking scum known as Mankind.
Logically they associated themselves with other sick-fucks to commit their misdemeanours, they are joined by Lily Whiper (man-eater & mistress of pain with a perfectly assumed sadism ), T.P Bünghole (a coprophilliac, an insatiable ass addict) and finally Adrib (a furious guitar wanker) who was devoured quickly by a creature named Brutal (a Bolivian psychopath, former enthusiast of la Lucha Libre, who switched into savage sodomy and face-destruction) who took his place immediately.
Anno Domini 2010:
Under this abject form, the deranged gang flooded the cities of Paris and Rennes under tons of blood, sweat, whiskey and semen then decided to distil
their many vices in the entrails of hell in order to unblock your ass with a fistful of over-electrified rock n' roll.
Dear listeners, the first mischief called "Welcome To my Zombie Cathouse" will surely destroy the poor remains of your sanity!
!!!! WELCOME AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
Dr Perv - Vocals
Lt.Skiimpies - guitar
Lily Whiper - Bass
Brutal - Guitar
T.P Bünghole - Drums